SPACE MISSION 1

Space-cruising into the unknown is easier if well supported by one's faith. Without faith, the crew can only withstand the strain by trusting its Captain, therefore having faith in him. But if the Captain has no faith, he can only trust his ship, thus putting his faith in a nice piece of technology, made by men and machines, which occasionally fail. Fortunately there is still hope that a friendly group of yet undiscovered and technologically wise aliens are following each and every move of theirs and, in case of peril, might intervene. But if the aliens have no faith, their own wisdom might lead them to behave in unespected ways not mentioned in the sacred scriptures, therefore in breach of the terrestrial ship's crewmembers's beliefs. But, if, as we said earlier, they have no faith, no major problem might occur. In the worst case scenario, when they all die, they go to hell and bring their captain and the aliens with them. Who cares?

HAPPY YEAR of the OX

Recession? What recession?
The Ox says that as long as grass grows green he won't worry about such things.
I agree and think pOXitive.

HAPPY WOMAN'S DAY

XENOPHOBY

Yeah!

MERRY CHRIMBLE? IN JANUARY?

Not everyone around this world celebrates Chrimble on Dec.25. Some people of different religious persuasions don't stick to this date and I think this is in itself a beautiful thing, because the more moments and reasons we have to celebrate anything, the better our lives are going to be.
For instance, in five minutes I'm going to celebrate my victory over thirst by drinking a big glass of water.
Life can be beautiful.

I hope this image moves, I've worked on it for hours before the real Christmas. Doesn't anyone know how to post animated GIFs on a blog like this?

HEXAKOSIOIHEXEKONTAHEXAPHOBIA

I eye
You eye
He/She/It eyes
We eye
You eye
They eye
666
There are people who really hate this number: they lose their sleep, lose appetite and start looking behind their shoulders to see if the bad guy, I mean the truly really very BAD guy is perchance stalking just them. "Why me?" they think, "I'm just a regular sinner, worse than some, perhaps, but undisputabily better than most".
Why not? I say: "better you than me" and this is also undisputable.

A COLOURFUL ENVIRONMENT

I had rather work for a clean and colourful environment, possibly driving green means of transportation...

END OF THIS MONTH

I'm still looking forward to it. It's a bad thing, I know it, but I can't help it. It's going to change someday, but now I cannot but hold on.

MY SUV (Silly Urban Vituperium)

Since I bought my new BEHEMOTORS 50000, I feel so safe and secure. It's handy and trendy and I feel like in my old compact, but with less legroom. Also its headroom seems reduced, but since I bought it with a 20 years' loan it seems I don't need that much space for my cerebral box anymore.
Me and my family are so happy on it that we use it even when we don't know why; this makes us feel we really made it BIG.
We don't plan to use it offroad just yet, it's so shiny and, besides, we don't see the point. Some say we don't see many points, probably because we are seated so high above...

2007 - YES, THANK YOU! 新年快樂

BUON ANNO, HAPPY NEW YEAR, 新年快乐樂, etc...