MY SUV (Silly Urban Vituperium)

Since I bought my new BEHEMOTORS 50000, I feel so safe and secure. It's handy and trendy and I feel like in my old compact, but with less legroom. Also its headroom seems reduced, but since I bought it with a 20 years' loan it seems I don't need that much space for my cerebral box anymore.
Me and my family are so happy on it that we use it even when we don't know why; this makes us feel we really made it BIG.
We don't plan to use it offroad just yet, it's so shiny and, besides, we don't see the point. Some say we don't see many points, probably because we are seated so high above...

2007 - YES, THANK YOU! 新年快樂

BUON ANNO, HAPPY NEW YEAR, 新年快乐樂, etc...

SPIRIT OF THIS SEASON - 2

On Christmas Day, Good Humor Prevails...

SPIRIT OF THIS SEASON - 1

The area has been spiritually secured.

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!..............

How can you taste your pizza in such an environment? Can anyone do anything about it? Why do not those in charge, the movers and the shakers intervene to the full extent of their might? Where's the Law, where's the Order? What would Eisenberg think of all of this?

LOOKING EAST - PUMPKIN CREATIVE

Good news from Taipei: Pumpkin Creative is my agent for Asia now!

來自台北的好消息: 出色創意有限公司是我在亞洲地區的經紀公司

ON THE TOWER - LOOKING WEST

No news from the West. I keep looking...

HAPPY NEW MONTH!

MILANO ON THE VERGE

A friend of mine was the first to notice it.
He said: "Milano is on the verge...!"
After him many other people have started to realize it and now such truth has become common wisdom among us citizens.
The city itself seems to have become aware of it's being in such an uncorfotable position.
Scientists and theologians agree that possible solutions are on the wings of its pigeons.

SIGN OF THE TIMES

Have you ever noticed that once shoe laces would wear out and break and we simply had to get new ones, while today it often happens that strings long outlive shoes they belong to?
How comes we are getting used to such abuses of our consumers' rights?

Another image made recently for Carthusia Edizioni (Milano) and Coop Lombardia.