NOBEL!

Congratulations, you met none of the requirements. I see that you've failed dramatically in your tests. Your ideas, if any, must be literally mined to be found, and even so, they are so trivial that you deserve a warm appreciation for the historically worth remembering lack of committment on your side. At this point, I am proud to tell you thet the only way for you to pass this test is to get a Nobel prize in any field of your choice.
You've better hurry before you head for the dump of history.

UNSTABLE TIME

Time is like a dog's tail or like a laundry line tied elsewhere. It swings, it wiggles, it warps.
We wobble through it. Some bounce from moment to moment.
If everything goes as it should, my time likely spans between my first pijamas and my best suit.

This illustration painted with acrylics on masonite, was made for a very interesting initiative called Blog & Nuvole http://blognuvole.splinder.com/, where comics artists were asked to illustrate short posts by blogs' authors. I didn't actually participate to it, but by sheer luck was invited to be amongst the guest artists and my image here appears on the catalog's back cover.